I had stopped at a new local restaurant to get something to eat and the poor girl behind the register had Steve Buscemi eyes ... I kid you not.  As I sat down to wait on my order, I kept looking at her every now and then and thinking "poor girl".  About the third time that I looked at her the speakers overhead started playing Kim Carnes' old '70's hit "Bette Davis Eyes" and ... it just had to be done.  So, dedicated to a minimum wage employee I saw one day at a local restaurant, here's your song.

"Steve Buscemi Eyes"

Sung to the tune of Kim Carnes' "Bette Davis Eyes"

Her hair is Harlowe gold
Her lips sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold
She's got Steve Buscemi eyes
She'll turn her music on you
You won't have to think twice
She's pure as New York snow
She's got Steve Buscemi eyes

And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious and she knows just
What it takes to make a pro blush
She's got Greta Garbo stand off sighs
She's got Steve Buscemi eyes

She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll lay you on her throne
She's got Steve Buscemi eyes
She'll take a tumble on you
Roll you like you were dice
Until you come out blue
She's got Steve Buscemi eyes

She'll expose you, when she snows you
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
She's ferocious and she knows just
What it takes to make a pro blush
All the boys think she's a spy
She's got Steve Buscemi eyes

And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please ya
She's precocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make a pro blush
All the boys think she's a spy
She's got Steve Buscemi eyes

She'll tease you
She'll unease you
Just to please ya
She's got Steve Buscemi eyes
She'll expose you, when she snows you
She knows ya
She's got Steve Buscemi eyes

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