QUADCAMDAN SPORTSTERLOVER

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It's email, Dan. Email. Not instant messaging ... there's a difference.

Now, I have copied these emails exactly as I received them. These emails are in order received from first to last. I think some are repeated but I don't dare go back and read them to make sure because these emails frighten me. They frighten me in such a way that if my high school English teacher was here right now, God rest her soul, I'd be hiding behind her long skirt, peeking around slowly and pointing at my computer screen while softly whispering "I see dead words ..."

I didn't reply to Dan because I have very little, if any, patience for anyone who substitutes single numerals for conjunctions, single vowels for pronouns and who rampantly sodomizes the English language with such wholesale abandon and blissful glee as this rusty square dildo has managed to do. I'm surprised he doesn't have an AOL account but even then I guess that AOL has certain standards, be that as they may. I figure the emails really don't need a reply, I just wanted to share them with you because misery loves company.

I'd tell you to enjoy what follows but I certainly didn't and I doubt you will either. In fact, after I read all of this, I had to go sit cross legged in a corner of my study and rock back and forth muttering to myself and reading a Webster's dictionary page by page for two hours just to try to get back the ten IQ points that I lost from having to wade through all of this digital diarrhea.

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From:        quadcamdan sportsterlover
To:             blackecho
Subject:    yo black dog,, talk 2 me son

yo black dog, u da man, u so rite boy, harley owners r so stuck up, they love the bike like it was a woman, n if u aint got a "big twin" U KNOW, LIKE IF U AINT GOT A FAT BOY ASS OR DINGO RIDE OR SOMETHIN LIKE THAT THEY LOOK DOWNE THE NOSE HAIR @ U, U NO WAT A MEAN DOG. But yo dog, y u gotta crack on poor dear departed Mr. Chris Reeve? wat he done 2 u dog? No respect. Did he piss u off bi havin a harley or something? Poor guy. That crack was lo dog.

And hay, I am an x ricer, ltd 1100cc,, dyno 107hp,, I now ride an 883 year 2000. It has a problem with the throtal. When u turn on the gas nothing happens,, Ha Ha. I am putting a 1250cc kit on it from NRHS raceing and this may help but it is still a piece of shit. I AM WIT U ON DAT 1 DAWG..

N ,, YO DOWG, Y U GOTTA CRACK ON STUPID PEOPLE DAWG.. I AM A STUPID PEOPLE N DAY SOME DA NICEST PEOPLE I NO, DAWG, NO WAT A MEEN.?

O, N HAY, YO DOG, Y U GOTTA USE DEM BIG WOIDS DOWG? HOW UM GONNA UNER STAN DAT FANCY STUFF LIKE DAT HUU? Y KANT U TALK PLAINE LIKE SO I KEN UNER STAN??

Yea, Harley owners are a foolish bunch. There false pride causes them to look down on people who have alot more commen sense that they do. Many are racest. Many are bullies. It is true. But I hae never heard a harley owner make fun of the disabled or dead people.

My sporster is the most uncomfortable bike I have ever owned. Most likely the best engineers in America are busy makeing weapons rather that designing great bikes, and thats OK with me.

Keep up the good work. Please lay off the disabled folk. I have enjoyed your site. Chop me up if it brings you joy. I thank God I live in a free country where you can expres your opinion. Freedom is not free. A price has been paid for your freedom.

Thank You American Vets. Keep rideing your antiquated, American Made Harley Davidsons and keep the rubber side down.

quadcamdan

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From:        quadcamdan sportsterlover
To:             blackecho
Subject:    I hope you read this and tell me what you think. from: Dan Inbox

I luv you man, how u hangin. u call um how u see un but u r seeing the symptoms and not the real problem, I call u bitch man cause that is what I hear you diong. u r bitching about the wrong things son. America needs men like you to help spread the real truth.

hats off 2 the harley marketing people 4 bein able 2 sell a bunch of antiquated shit 2 a bunch of puffed up ass hole rub's. I say get all that rub money,, u ol milwalkee dogs, and upgrade 2 a triple wide with a bay window.

man i love u 4 seein through the false bravado. fact is AMERICA HAS HER ENGINEERS MAKING WEAPONS, OR AT LEAST THE FEW ENGINEERS WE HAVE LEFT. WE STILL X PORT MORE HY-TECH WEAPONS THAN ANY OTHER LAND.. THIS MAKES ME PROUD TO B A AMERICAN. AN AMERICAN I MEAN. BY DA WAY YOUR PUNTUATEION IS KNOT PURFACT EITHER.

I AM AN X RICER WHO KNOWS ALL 2 WELL THE FACT OF WHAT U SAY. I NOW OWN A PIECE OF SHIT HARLEY AND IT IS A SLOW SHIT BUCKETT. AND I AM VERY SORRY 4 THE STUPIDATY OF MY FELLOW HARLEY OWNERS. BUT !!! I AM ALSO SORRY THAT U R UNABLE 2 USE YOUR KNOWLEDGE IN A MORE POSATIVE WAY!!!!

SO MUCH IS MESSED UP IN THIS GREAT COUNTRY. We have a "not for profit" tax-payer funded education system. We call it public school. What a nice name. Ha! Public school. Unfortunatly public school is just a fancy way of saying SOCIALIST EDUCATION SYSTEM. There is no such thing as PUBLIC SCHOOL. YOUR TAX DOLLER PAYS FOR MY KID TO GO TO SCHOOL. This is socialism pure and simple.

Most other develouped nations have a NOT FOR PROFIT tax-payer funded public health care system which serves all of it's citizens. American politicians call such NOT FOR PROFIT forign health care systems socialized medicine. WHY IS OUR SOCIALISED EDUCATION SYSTEM CALLED PUBLIC SCHOOL WHILE THEIR PUBLIC HEALTH SYSTEMS ARE CALLED SOCIALIZED? Could it be because our domestic drug companies are making trillions off of our domestic "for profit $$$" medical system? Me thinks yes.

CUM ON BITCH DOG, U KAN FIND SONETHIN BETTER TO CRY ABOUT THAN A BUNCH OF DUM FEKIN FAT ASS HARLEY TRANSVISTES WANTIN U 2 JOIN THE RANKS THERE BOY. U DO NOT HAVE THE RITE FOCUS.

HAy DAWG, FIGHT 2 MAKE AMERICA BETTER. ENJOY UR HOT IMPORT. THATS WHAT BEIN FREE IS ALL ABOUT. Now how about using your infamy to ask some questions that will help the stupid fucks to think a bit.

Yes it is possible 2 get the stupid fucks 2 think. I admit it is not easy. Simple questions seem to work well. I can help you with some questions that work for me. Questions like "why should a corperation have a rite 2 give money 2 political campaigne when a corperation can't even vote. This practice is almost EXCUSLIVELY AMERICAN BECAUSE IT IS AGAINST THE LAW EVERYWHERE ELSE AND FOR GOOD REASON.

If you want inteligent conversation then stop talking about shit buckett Harley crap. Every smart person known they are 20 plus years behind. Find creative ways to turn your encounters into simple, and I stress simple QUESTIONS WHICH WILL MAKE THE DUM ASSES THINK. Yes ,, it will propably cause them some pain. I like to strike up a conversation with the AMERICAN IDIOT and leave when I see the pain of seeing the painful truith start to cross there face.

I love America. I want to see AMERICANS stop getting fucked by big business in so many ways. Motercycles are not the greatest of our problems.

c'mon dog, don't d-lete me. bithc, bitch , bitch @ me dog man. let me hear what u say about me. what label u gonna put on me boy? post my e-mail dowg, make fun of me cause I want to make my USA better. drop me a line dawg.

God Bless

quadcamdan

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From:        quadcamdan sportsterlover
To:             blackecho
Subject:    stop making fun of retards Inbox

hay echo

why do you want to put retards into the mix with bikers. everyone knows that retards kant help themselvs cause they r burn that way. rednecks and rubs hat to be carefully taught to b so nasty.

so please, stop picking on the poor innocent retarts. u r so wrong, retarts do not buy harleys cause they r not that stupid. lay off the tards

thanks

quadcamdan

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From:        quadcamdan sportsterlover
To:             blackecho
Subject:    u so rite big dawg

I luv you black dog man, how u hangin. u call um how u see un but u sein the symptoms and not the real problem,

hat off 2 the harley marketing people 4 bein able 2 sell a bunch of antiquated shit 2 a bunch of puffed up ass hole rub's. I say get all that rub money,, u ol milwalkee dogs, and upgrade 2 a triple wide with a bay window.

dog bitch man i love u 4 seein through the false bravado. fact is AMERICA HAS HER ENGINEERS MAKING WEAPONS, OR AT LEAST THE FEW ENGINEERS WE HAVE LEFT. WE STILL X PORT MORE HY-TECH WEAPONS THAN ANY OTHER LAND.. THIS MAKES ME PROUD TO B A AMERICAN. AN AMERICAN I MEAN. BY DA WAY YOUR PUNTUATEION IS KNOT PURFACT EITHER.

I AM AN X RICER WHO KNOWS ALL 2 WELL THE FACT OF WHAT U SAY. I NOW OWN A PIECE OF SHIT HARLEY AND IT IS A SLOW SHIT BUCKETT. AND I AM VERY SORRY 4 THE STUPIDATY OF MY FELLOW HARLEY OWNERS. BUT !!! I AM ALSO SORRY THAT U R UNABLE 2 USE YOUR KNOWLEDGE IN A MORE POSATIVE WAY!!!!

SO MUCH IS MESSED UP IN THIS GREAT COUNTRY. We have a "not for profit" tax-payer funded education system. We call it public school. What a nice name. Ha! Public school. Unfortunatly public school is just a fancy way of saying SOCIALIST EDUCATION SYSTEM. There is no such thing as PUBLIC SCHOOL. YOUR TAX DOLLER PAYS FOR MY KID TO GO TO SCHOOL. This is socialism pure and simple.

Most other develouped nations have a NOT FOR PROFIT tax-payer funded public health care system which serves all of it's citizens. American politicians call such NOT FOR PROFIT forign health care systems socialized medicine. WHY IS OUR SOCIALISED EDUCATION SYSTEM CALLED PUBLIC SCHOOL WHILE THEIR PUBLIC HEALTH SYSTEMS ARE CALLED SOCIALIZED? Could it be because our domestic drug companies are making trillions off of our domestic "for profit" medical system?

CUM ON BITCH DOG, U KAN FIND SONETHIN BETTER TO CRY ABOUT THAN A BUNCH OF DUM FEKIN FAT ASS HARLEY TRANSVISTES WANTIN U 2 JOIN THE RANKS THERE BOY. U DO NOT HAVE THE RITE FOCUS.

HAy DAWG, FIGHT 2 MAKE AMERICA BETTER. ENJOY UR HOT IMPORT. THATS WHAT BEIN FREE IS ALL ABOUT. Now how about using your infamy to ask some questions that will help the stupid fucks to think a bit.

Yes it is possible 2 get the stupid fucks 2 think. I admit it is not easy. Simple questions seem to work well. I cna help you with some that work for me. Questions like "why should a corperation have a rite 2 give money 2 political campaigne when a corperation can't even vote. This practice is almost EXCUSLIVELY AMERICAN BECAUSE IT IS AGAINST THE LAW EVERYWHERE ELSE AND FOR GOOD REASON.

If you want inteligent conversation then stop talking about shit buckett Harley crap. Every smart person known they are 20 plus years behind. Find creative ways to turn your encounters into simple, and I stress simple QUESTIONS WHICH WILL MAKE THE DUM ASSES THINK. Yes ,, it will propably cause them some pain. I like to strike up a conversation with the AMERICAN IDIOT and leave when I see the pain of seeing the painful truith start to cross there face.

I love America. I want to see AMERICANS stop getting fucked by big business in so many ways. Motercycles are not the greatest of our problems.

c'mon dog, don't d-lete me. bithc, bitch , bitch @ me dog man. let me hear what u say about me. what label u gonna put on me boy? post my e-mail dowg, make fun of me cause I want to make my USA better. drop me a line dawg.

God Bless

quadcamdan

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From:        quadcamdan sportsterlover
To:             blackecho
Subject:    i like 2 ride my slow , shit buckett harley, but it is a shit buckett Inbox

yea, i so dum i reall am happy to have a harley, Thank God I hav a bike 2 ride.

i hate fat ass rubs. they who look dowen om me caus i so poor 2 only have a lil 883.
the lil 883 is a shit buckett but i thank God fot the little i do have.

Thank you to all the dum ass stumpfuck imbread red neck fools who are AMERICAN WAR VETERIANS and who ride shit buckett harleys and who fought for the freedum of retards lyke me to b free 2 ride my shit buckett harley.

Be thankful 4 waT U HAVE!

God bless you and stop crying about the little shit.

DO U THINK U WOULD B HERE TODAY WITH OUT DUMM ASS RETARD HARLEY BIKERS WHO FOUGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM?

quadcamdan

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From:        quadcamdan sportsterlover
To:             blackecho
Subject:    U DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!!!

HAY FUZZ BOY

Y U DONT TALK TO ME?

O, I NO, IM 2 STUPID 4 U 2 TALK 2, MY QUESTIONS ARE TOO DUMMM

QUADCAMDAN

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From:        quadcamdan sportsterlover
To:             blackecho
Subject:    oh hay bi da way

was i still so dum when i was a ricer? u no, before i got my hog?

I was, oh, dha

tanks

quadcamdan

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From:        quadcamdan sportsterlover
To:             blackecho
Subject:    A RIDDEL,, TOO SIMPLE MINDED FOR YOU?

PERSON "A" AND PERSON "B" EACH DO THE EXACT SAME THING.

THEY FORNICATE WHICH CAUSES THE PRODUCTION OF AN ILLIGITIMATE STUMPFUCK REDNECK INBREAD HARLEYN RIDER.

BOTH PERSON A AND PERSON B ARE OVER 18 YEARS OLD AND BOTH ARE UNEMPLOYED.

THEY DID THE EXACT SAME THING, THEY HAD SEX. THEY ARE NOT MARRIED AND THEY CANNOT AFFORD TO SUPPORT THE CHILD THEY CREATED.

PERSON "A" THE U.S. GOVERNMENT SAYS TO PERSON "A" "BECAUSE YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO SUPPORT YOUR STUMPFUCK REDNECK BABY WE WILL PAY FOR EVERYTHING,,,, AND IF YOU CREATE MORE STUMPFUCK REDNECK BABYS WE WILL PAY FOR THEM TOO".

PERSON "B" THE u.s. GOVERNMENT SAYS TO PERSON "B" BECAUSE YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO SUPPORT YOUR STUMPFUCK REDNECK BABY WE ARE GOING TO PUT YOU IN PRISON.

"A" GETS PAID AND "B" GOES TO PRISON FOR DOING THE SAME THING. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PERSON A AND PERSON B.

ANSWER,,, PERSON "A" IS A WOMAN ,,, PERSON "B" IS A MAN

WHAT DO WE CALL THIS SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT??

ANSWER,,, EQUIL RIGHTS,,, It is unlawful to discriminate on the basis of Gender.

All u have to bitch bitch bitch about is bikers..

yea, will ok,, I guess u got a good point there.

quadcamdan

i too fukin dum 4 u to tlk 2 hay smart boy

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