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These are jokes, they differ from the motorcycles in that they are more dependable, they don't
break down,  they are much easier to deliver, and you can get them here for free!
 

• General Jokes                       A general collection of jokes.  Tell them in a biker bar for extra mileage.
   
• HD Anagrams                         How many words can you find hidden in "Harley Davidson"?
   
• Harley Owner Jokes-            Possibly the largest collection ever ... well, collected.    
   
• "Piece of Crap"-                     Reworked lyrics to the Slobberbone / Neil Young classic.
   
• "Born to be Mild"                   Reworked lyrics to the Steppenwolf classic.
   
• A Typical HD Owner Reply        A very tongue in cheek work but yes, this is the kind of person I deal with. 
                                                            Regularly.
   
• Pictures and Graphics          Visuals for the word challenged.
   
• Milwaukee Burger                   What if HD was a fast food chain?
   
• The Harley Dickhead              A brand new motor fills holes in the market!   Now with tech schematics!
   
• The Harley Computer             What if HD made computers instead of motorcycles? 
                                                        I wonder if you can build a belt driven abacus ...
   
• Willie G. and G. Lucas            Harley Davidson vs. Star Wars.  An interesting comparison of two vast
                                                       commercial empires who have been successful by selling their own proprietary
                                                       versions of make-believe.

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