"Blah blah.  Kill yourself and end your own misery. so you don't like Harleys, big fucking deal. get a Harley's suck bumper sticker, then pull your sorry ass away from the computer long enough to get an opinion about what the female body feels like. if your still obsessed, kill yourself again." -JMacchi@nycap.rr.com

"Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."
- Martin Luther King, Jr

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What I expect (but probably won't get) from you, the visitor

The following are just two examples of the typical kind of response which I receive from the unwashed, dullards that worship Harley Davidson.  I think these two emails go far in showing that while these unruly simians may have the (limited) ability to read, they certainly do not have the ability to comprehend what they have read.

"Brainless fucker...why don't you grow up. You're a piece of shit that simply enjoys getting under someone's skin with your arrogant drivel. Writing reviews about how you can out insult someone...see you DO need to get a life, or possibly a JOB - oh, yeah supposably you have one....what, your suppose to be a cop?!?! Whatever - perhaps that's your problem - your a fat headed, arrogant pig!! Do society a favor, and just blow the one cell you have left away...oh yeah, I did call ya a brainless fucker didn't I...so that means you don't have one to blooooowwww - HA!!! Oh, and if you think your so superior, why don't you get the hell of MS, and take your commie ass overseas, were they love to take in anti- Americans...and maybe we'll see your face blasted across the TV screen, with a bullet in your head. I'll see you before you'll see me....dickhead!"  Lisa Morgan -lisa121969@hotmail.com

As for overall content, I would say that nine out of ten emails which I do receive from Harley riders / owners / wannabes and posers are nearly carbon copies of both Ms. Morgan's traumatic ignorance above and this plebian ass monk's insipid, sheep-like bleating.

"Fuck you you low life piece of shit. Where exactly does all this ignorant anger come from. Where you ass raped by your uncle on a camping trip or did your mother fondle you when she gave you a bath. Your no better than those towel heads who bombed the Trade Centers. A lot of what Harley-Davidson stands for and the people who ride them is Made in America by Americans you communist piece of shit. Don't bother replying I've read enough of you bullshit accidentally clicking on heterophobic web site.Screw you you Fucking pole jockey I hope you choke on the next load of semen you swallow!"   -Outlaw45c@aol.com

Given these two examples, you can begin to understand why I form my rather low opinion of these inbred redneck stumpfuck hill scoggins.  You'll notice the vehement hatred, the feelings worn on the cuff, the reply without thinking, the lack of grammar, the numerous misspelled words, and I could go on and on.  After all, no one ever said that owning a Harley meant that you were smart, quite the opposite in fact.  Owning a Harley is a clear indicator that you're one of the lowest common denominators in our great society and a utter failure as a individual human being.  Yes, Ms. Morgan and Outlaw45c are both fine examples of double wide philosophers.

I welcome all comments and any discussion on the numerous topics of this site.  If everyone had the same opinion, then this country wouldn't be as great as it is today, now would it.  And for you card carrying members of the flock, please try to have an original thought, just this once.  Please?   Contrary to popular belief, not everyone who sends me email gets made into minced meat.  I reserve that for the truly feeble minded mantra chanting retards who send me hate mail and go above and beyond the call of duty in proving to me and to the world that they are total dimwits.  I proudly destroy and then display my kills so that other bikers can see what they need to be cleaning out of their gene pool.  If HD owners, 'real'  HD owners  just did a little policing of their own membership, this site would never exist in the first place.

If you want to email me and desire to have both an intelligent and civil adult as well as mature discussion, please, feel free to do so.   If you email me and try to flame me or insult me, or chant a bunch of tired old clichés, I'll do one of two things; I'll either simply ignore you (the best option generally ending in your email getting deleted unread) or I'll respond to your email here and show the world what a complete and utter ass Twinkie you are.

I have many quite interesting, mature, and very educated discussions with HD riders / owners from around the world.  As you may also surmise, I get my fair share of hate mail, some of it quite humorous.  The really serious stuff comes off sounding like a bad translation of a Oriental crime action film ("Im go kick you mothfuckn ass yuo comie basturd!!1!!1") generally, and the death threats just simply get reported to the corresponding ISP which usually sends me a message that the user has been removed from their service along with an apology for any inconvenience I may have suffered.

Or better yet, you could be a prime candidate for the current year's Darwin Awards and actually show up in person where I live and try to do something stupid.   Preferably with about six to eight of your HD owning buddies, since apparently there is strength in numbers and it takes a lot of you posers to equal one truly bad ass biker.  Such threats have been sent to me before, believe it or not.  I think it goes a long way towards showing the world just what the typical store bought riding experience Harley rider really is all about.

Yes, I do welcome email and mature discussions, at least by those who display that they both have a functioning brain stem and can control their primitive lizard brain that is tied to their emotions and their tempers.  I especially enjoy talking to those who understand the term "tongue-in-cheek" and don't let things they read on the Internet anger them.  However, if you want me to take you apart digital piece by digital piece like a rabid ginning mill, then here are some sure fire ways to get your email and your name and your email address displayed here for everyone to enjoy after I destroy your pathetic intrusion into my domain.  Please remember, you are here of your own free will and accord.  Wipe your feet before you step inside and other than that, hold on.  It's going to be a good ride!

WHAT TO DO IF YOU WANT TO GET RIDICULED
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• Everyone is entitled to a difference of opinion.  Please don't show your ignorance by sending me email on how because I don't like Harley Davidson motorcycles that my difference in opinion from yours clearly indicates that I'm an idiot.  You'll only prove that you're the idiot by making such a pointedly illogical statement.
   
• BE SURE TO USE YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY.  A LOT.  THAT REALLY DRAWS BOTH MY IRE AND MY ATTENTION.  NOTHING SAYS "STUPID INTERNET VIRGIN" or "AOLoser" LIKE USING YOUR CAPS LOCK ALL THE TIME.  Retard.
   
• Use tired old HD marketing clichés from the current or past HD catalogs or other rampant commercial spewed drivel.  I'll consider you to be little better than a sock puppet.
   
• Tell me how your HD SXFDUVWXYZ will blow away my little piece of junk rice burner.  The simple laws of physics states that the lighter, more powerful vehicle will always out perform the heavier, less powerful vehicle.  No amount of officially licensed and endorsed gear or apparel will change this, no matter how much you truly wish it to be otherwise.  And besides, I thought HD owners didn't buy their bikes to go fast... not that they can if they even wanted them to.
   
• Get vulgar and violent with me in an email and (often) describe completely physically impossible sexual acts which you hope that I will immediately engage in by myself and get injured or seriously killed while doing so.
   
• Telling me about your obvious superiority and how riding a Harley for 20 years makes you a far better biker than I am.
   
• Claim that you have an IQ of 165 yet you type and spell like a ten year old AOL user.
   
• Claim that because I don't like HD, I must therefore be unfit to be a police officer.  The logic of that I'm still working on but it's kind of like saying "Because you can build 600hp, supercharged, fuel injected engines and you don't like the Green Bay Packers, you are therefore not worthy of being a mechanic."   Trust me, a HD police bike is the biggest turd you will ever find that comes already painted white and has colored lights on it.
   
• Talk about my family.  My favorites are such claims as "You're angry because some real man HD owner probably slipped your wife the man steak, and she liked it better than your little rice dick."  I share these emails with my wife and we both have a good laugh at them.
   
• Tell me I can't afford a Harley.  You're right.  I can afford two Harleys, maybe three if I were to give up some of the simple pleasures that I enjoy so much in life, simple pleasures like eating well and practicing good personal hygiene on a regular basis.
   
• Ignorantly think that because my call sign is "Black Echo" that I am therefore of African-American descent.  I'm not black like Barry White.  I'm white like Frank Black.
   
• Tell me I'm jealous of all of your raw American power.  What power?  Fifty-something horsepower from a 1300cc air cooled twin cylinder that has all the grace of a unbalanced paint shaker at Wal-mart?  Yeah, that's impressive, like a cow powered by a mouse fart.  I've had powerful toys before, I've been around power.  A HD doesn't generate power, it only generates apathetic pity.
   
• Claim that I 'just don't understand'.  Oh, I think I understand all too well.  You see, I understand that motorcycles are an escape, not a ticket to exclusive groups.  I understand that a motorcycle is a form of transportation, it isn't an altar on which you worship and practice your redneck pagan religion.  I understand that a motorcycle is not designed to haul trailers, carry luggage, look like a fucking Christmas tree decked out in lights or be used as a general substitute for a Winnebago.  If you don't understand this, then you probably just don't understand motorcycles in the first place.  Get a car.  Better yet, get a RV and go park it at the Good Sam / KOA Camp ground with all the other geriatric retards spending their grandchildren's inheritance.
   
• Call me unpatriotic or a 'commie' because I choose to spend my money wisely and ride imports.  I've seen many HD owners driving Toyotas and Hondas and they tell me to lose the rice burner and get a real motorcycle.  When I ask them why they are advocating Harley and driving an import car or truck, the mirth really begins.
   
• Call me a racist.  Just because I hate Harley Davidson does not make me a racist.  I hate stupid people, of which 90% of Harley owners apparently are.   Ignorance and stupidity know no colors or races.  I don't hate people based on their national origin, religion, skin color, sex, or sexual preference.  I hate people based on their intelligence.  That doesn't make me a racist or a bigot.   It makes me an elitist.  And a misanthrope.
   
• Try to base your ownership of a Harley on the fact that it gets you more pussy than my rice burner does.  If you need a $16,000 machine to get pussy, you're not a Harley owner, you're Christopher Reeve.
   
• Use lots of misspelled words, broken English, poor sentence structure, or a host of other things which show that not only are you an idiot, but you're also an uneducated one at that.  Also if you just talk like a total gibbon while trying to sound threatening, I will take you apart and put you back together oh so wrong.
   
• Use the completely wrong words in an effort to flame me.  If you are going to insult me, have the God given courtesy to at least spell the insult right.  That's the least you can do, I would think.
   
• List all of the HD bikes that you've owned like that is going to impress me.   Maybe when HD stops using a Bingo ball to decide what next years models are going to be called, I'll get interested in keeping track of them all.  "Let's see, roll the ball, pull out a chit, ah, here we go...  H... X....T....L.  Yeah, that sounds good.  Send that on down to marketing.  Okay, just two more models to go, folks, so let's give that ball a good spin and pull out, uh, (rolls a six sided die), 5 letters this time!  If we hurry up, we can catch Hee-Haw at five."

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Other than that, feel free to email me.  I even gave you a link to help the more retarded members of your flock communicate outside the pasture.

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