"Harley owners are nothing
more than dimwitted sheep and clueless cattle driven by an easily identifiable
flock / herd behavior with a think-by-numbers mindset operating under the
misunderstood cause of a
self-assumed, self replicating, trailer park grown,
redneck spread pagan religion which has
its roots buried deep in both rampant
commercialism and subscription based make-believe."
-
Christopher T. Shields (Black Echo)
"Twenty-five grand and twenty-five
miles don't make you a biker." - slogan seen on
a T-shirt
CONTENTS
STATUS |
AREA OF INTEREST |
DESCRIPTION |
WHAT'S NEW ON AMERICAN ANGST | Notes on the changes and additions to the site. | |
CODE OF CONDUCT | What I expect from you (but probably won't get...). | |
THE AMERICAN ANGST FAQ | Answers to most of your basic questions. | |
WHY A HARLEY DAVIDSON ISN'T A REAL AMERICAN MOTORCYCLE | The original personal opinion that started this crusade, dating all the way back to the year of our Lord, 1993 A.D. | |
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HARLEY OWNER FEEDBACK | Giving a Harley owner access to Email is like giving a Neanderthal access to a microwave oven. |
THE WET DREAMS OF UTTER MORONS | Short mental spurts from genetic misfires and sub-mental pygmies. | |
STORIES AND NEWS FROM THE ROAD | Your stories and links ... submitted to this site. | |
THE HARLEY DAVIDSON OWNER'S MANUAL | A think-by-numbers reference to the Milwaukee Orthodoxy, Harley Davidson's official catechism. This is a guide to the pagan faith practiced by The Brotherhood, The Sisterhood, The Family and The Faithful. | |
JOKES AND HUMOR | Jokes about the jokes. The difference is that these jokes actually work... | |
SPORT BIKES FOREVER | An old opinion of mine, circa 1995. Why I don't and won't ride anything made by Harley Davidson. | |
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW | Comparing old technology to new technology | |
THE AMERICAN ANGST FORUMS | A place to hang your leathers and just vent. Definitely wild country. Please don't tease the Harley trolls because they might get mad and throw doo-doo at you. | |
DEDICATED SUPPORT FOR THIS SITE | Praise and cheers from those who feel the same way. | |
DEDICATED IRE FOR THIS SITE | The bleating of the sheep, in their own tragic words. | |
BLACK ECHO | Meet The Dark One, your host, and start going faster ! |
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"We've all seen
that bumper sticker: "If God rode a motorcycle, it would be a Harley." I thought to myself......
now I know why God hasn't made His second coming..... He's still stuck in a cornfield
out in
Nebraska or somewhere waiting for parts!"
- Lee
(former HD owner)
"Sure, nine out of ten people would want a Harley if you asked them,
but then again,
nine of ten people don't know shit about bikes."
-JGullato
"I
think of these people (HD owners) as oxygen thieves, stealing it
from those of us
that can
really use it."
-ASmyth
"We have to
protect ourselves from the trampling and roar of a bewildered herd."
-Walter Lippmann
"You can't
dress trashy 'till you spend lots of money."
-Billy Joel
"It's Still Rock and Roll to Me"
"Honda Valkyrie- the "Made-In-America" motorcycle that America wishes it could make." -BradP
"Simply put, Harley Davidson is to motorcycles what AOL is to the Internet." - Christopher T. Shields
"Buying a
Harley is like paying $3,000 for a 13" black & white TV and telling
people it's
better than a 42" flatscreen."
-Bill L
"The authority of a thousand is not worth the humble
reasoning
of a
single individual." -Quoted in Arago
Eulogy of
Galileo (1874)
"Show me a man riding his
Harley and
I will show you
a man with a flat on his truck."
-RDDEVIL
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